don't get excited guys! still in canada but leaving tomorrow morning. i'm walking on sunshine at the minute. soooo many people have hit me up with places to see and things to go - thanks! don't be shy to add stuff on here, i'm sure there'll be internet cafes on top of elephants etc that i'll be able to check and update with ferties.
my boss came into my office this morning and said "dan, i've got a going away present for you. this is the most important bit of kit you'll take with you; its a lemon. when you're just about to do the bad thing with whichever wench you've dragged back to your place, give this a squeeze over her naughty bits. if she's clean, it'll freshen things up a bit, but if she screams, RUN AWAY FAST! i've even sliced it so you've got no excuse the first couple times..."
it's only gonna get worse folks!!!!
peace
Dan,
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Vaya Con Dios Brah
Brings new meaning to the ho chi ming trail..
ReplyDeleteFind me the tallest person you find on your thai travels and measure him. I want feet not inches, i'm old school
so where's this update mate
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